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Pretty Woman Julia Roberts talks dirty

Submitted by nuklear on April 29, 2009 – 11:00 amNo Comment

Tom Hanks was lately honored by film society of the Lincoln Center in New York. During this gala tribute paid to the actor Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts stepped on the stage to pay tributes to her co actor Hanks; they have acted together in Charlie Wilson’s War. But let me warn you before you go ahead reading this R rated content.

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Following is the full transcript:

“All right, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee, so … everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita, and her tits were here and her waist was here and her ass was all that. So, what can I tell you that’s new?

Tom Hanks; what the fuck? Listen Bosom Buddies people. Me, a fan Bosom Buddies ………….

Tom, I don’t even know what the fuck that movie was about. You in the airport with the accent; it was a pass for me. Do you love airports, or were you dissing immigrant laws? I did not know! I love you, and I didn’t know what to do!

Silly! God! I am wearing the same fucking dress tonight as your publicist.

Listen, I have got to get home. But I must say this -- Tom Hanks, I love you. You do something that two other people on the planet do; and this is true, people! It’s so dark out there, and I feel like I am in space. Thank you, who ever made it light! JJ Abrahams? Are you here?

But truly, people who Tom and I don’t know, I was going to tell you something that is really profound and comes from the heart that I do have. Which is this: Tom can walk into any room and make you feel like you’re in your living room, truly. Make you feel comfortable, make you feel like you have something interesting to contribute, make you feel like there’s a reason you’re on the planet.

And that’s a true gift. That isn’t acting, and isn’t, you know, dinner-party games; its heart and its compassion and it’s soul. And he has that and only a couple of other people that I gave birth to have that. And also, Sally Field played my mom once!

Tom, I love you, I love you so much. I love Rita. And it is also……this is my big moment, because now I get to say, ladies and gentlemen, one of really my favorite people on planet Earth -- and now I’m going to leave and go home; Mr. Fabulous, Mike Nichols.”

The pretty Oscar woman talking continuously dirty with series of f*** words and people who heard that quipped that she tried way too hard to talk dirty unlike her acting skills they were not naturally flowing.

Isn’t all that f***ing great and cool to our sh*tty ears? And the entire America will feel f***ing proud of their sweet damsel.

Julia Roberts Speech on Fucking Tom Hanks

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